1. How to work blinds. I get how to open the slats but putting the strings off to the side so you can just lift up the whole shebang totally confuses me.
2. How to check to make sure the LinkSys box is plugged in before I freak out about my wireless not working.
3. How to get asked out on a date (by someone appropriately aged- I'm not really asking for much, just somewhere between the ages of 20 and 40).
4. How to avoid walking into the bench at the end of my bed everyday of my life.
5. How to get a job without any experience to speak of.
6. How to flirt my way out of a ticket with a woman police officer (apparently batting your eyelashes and feigning innocence has no effect on your own gender.)
7. How to stop a fourteen year old boy from propositioning me.
8. How to respond to the statement "you have big tatas."
9. How to stop getting hit on by men twice my age.
10. How to stop my parents from comparing me to my siblings.
11. How to stop a moving car from the passenger's seat.
12. How to make a decision.
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