New Year's Resolution

I have always been the kind of person who hates making New Year's Resolutions. I have always thought that it was dumb. No one ever keeps them. I mean, it's nice to think that I will loose a thousand pounds this year or get rid of all my stuff or stop drinking pepsi... but I won't. However, in 2009 there is something I would like to resolve. This time next year I will not be in the same crappy non-relationship with the same stupid non-man (To borrow from Miranda Lambert- "he doesn't look much like a man from where I stand" or to borrow from Luke Crane- "tell him to be a man"). I wanted things to change but I didn't make any effort to change them, "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." I'm done being a victim and I'm done being a plaything.
Today, my whole extended family got together to celebrate the new year and my seventeen year old cousin brought his seventeen year old girlfriend... and she was wearing his promise ring. They are planning a temple wedding. My seventeen year old cousin is mature enough to be in a healthy relationship, but I can't pull it off. My uncle took immense pleasure in pointing out that both my seventeen year old cousin and my fifteen year old cousin would probably get married before me. I'm the only person in my whole extended family over the age of twelve who isn't in a serious relationship. Something has to change. My mother wants grandchildren. Ha ha! So, the thing that I've decided needs to change is that HE needs to go. Away. And I'm going to need some help, but not from Nicole because we've already proved that she is really bad at it... Ha ha (You shouldn't have given the phone back to me- I still love you though).