My funny life.

So, I lead a life that entertains me very much. I just thought everyone would like to view the dialog from some of my favorite conversations that have happened recently.

Jimmy: So Romeo grabs his lunch tray...
Jessica: You have a friend named Romeo and you didn't tell me.
Nick: his name is Nick, but we have a lot of Nick's so they call everyone different things.
Jessica: What do they call you Pfeiffer?
Nick: Pfeiffer.
Jessica: Oh.
Ben: They call me Ben.

Scott: Everybody has to yell at the people on the side of the street.
Jimmy: Hey you clowns!
Scott: You suck!
Ben: Heeelllooo Pedestrians.

Mom: Jessica, what is a rainbow party?
Jessica: No.
Mom: No what?
Jessica: We are not having this conversation.

Ben: Jimmy, you are stupid.
Jessica: Thank you. Knucks.
Jessica: Ow!
Ben: I kind of just punched your hand. I apologize.

See, I don't need friends of my own. I have four fourteen year old boys who do the most retarded things in the world to entertain me... And a completely inappropriate mother. I will never be bored.