Official Resignation

I'm officially off the market. I will no longer be looking at boys, talking to them, or wanting to date them. From now on they are just really ugly girls with small boobs. I plan to become a crazy old maid. Maybe they can make a card game where whoever gets me looses- WHAT? They already made that game?! But seriously... so don't try to hook me up with your friends, brothers, roommate from freshman year of college. I'm not interested. As far as I'm concerned the whole species of single men is infected with a deadly infectious disease. If I sound bitter, that's because I am. Loves!